EXCUSE MY FRENCH
Welcome to the inner workings of a twisted and unconventional mind. This is where all my ideas, silly or profound are expressed, keeping in mind that above all things, aesthetics matter more than reality. As I always say, fuck realism and embrace everything surreal and abstract.
If ever you should ask why I chose EXCUSE MY FRENCH as my title, excuse my French is an idiom used when one tries to pass swearing off as French. The language being one of the most colorful and beautiful in the world, it comes to no surprise that I try to pass off the garbage I write as French.
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Secret Window is a 2004 psychological film by David Koepp, based on the short story Secret Window, Secret Garden by Stephen King. It is about Mort Rainey, a successful author who is confronted by a man who claims Mort plagiarized his work. The stranger becomes more violent as Mort insists his works are original, and he is forced to fight back, realizing that his enemy is closer to home.
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So tomorrow I’m going to Erratum, the 2nd journalism seminar of The Perpetualite, the official student publication of UPHSD, where I’ll be giving an inspirational speech (for what, I don’t exactly know). Naturally, I prepared my outfit weeks in advance, and today I got my hair cut. I still haven’t finished my speech but my biggest concern is my hair. I think it was cut a little too short and my little head is now emphasized. What do I do, I’m panicking.
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Anonymous asked: do you have a boyfriend?
I already answered this last night.
Please send your SALN here.
No money, no honey.
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Elephant is a 2003 film by Gus Van Sant about a high school massacre, based in part on the Columbine High School Massacre in 1999. It spans the time shortly before the shooting, seen from the perspective of various students.
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Anonymous asked: hi, do you have a boyfriend? ~__~
No, but I’m open for application.
Please send a copy of your name, address, height, eye color, dick size, a detailed chart of your sexual history and moves, and SALN here.
